Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Match 1: Bo Jackson vs Bionic Arm

Weapon - Bo Jackson
Game - Tecmo Super Bowl
Seed - 1
Scouting Report - Bo Jackson was put in to Tecmo Super Bowl to do one thing.  Run faster and more agile than any other player in the game.  If he got the ball, your best option as a defender was to backpedal.  If you didn't, he'd be past you already.  To the doubters that say "He isn't a weapon!", watch this video and notice how thoroughly he beats 11 members of the opposing team for an entire quarter.

Weapon - Bionic Arm
Game - Bionic Commando
Seed - 16
Scouting Report - Bionic Commando is a platformer unlike all others.  You can't jump. Instead, you're given an arm that acts as a grappling hook, item collector, and eternal sign of being a badass.  Since you shoot a pea shooter for much of Bionic Commando, the Bionic Arm becomes a weapon that also makes you agile and elusive on the battlefield.
Vote in the comments and in the poll.  You'll get votes for both.

6 comments:

  1. Although the bionic arm is sweet and pretty much is your saving grace in bionic commando i have to say Bo Jackson, because Bo knows how to kick ass.

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  2. Bo knows football.

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  3. Bo Knows Baseball, too. But mostly Football.

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